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Blerque added May 12, by the nose
A stunning new invention makes every person a better one and the world a brilliant place.
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Days Of Yore by molkman Kings and castles with style, yo. | |
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Nuke Me! Dodge bombs for scores. |
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Fun in the... ...Torture Chamber. Avoid spikes. |
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Whack-A-Plane! Sidescroller with planes. |
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Throw Ancient Stuff! Throw Stuff. |
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Graveyard of... ...drunken Souls. |
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Santa's Revenge! Hit gnomes personally. |
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Run, lil' Broccoli! The cook's after you. |
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Pants Volcano Shoot random stuff! |
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Flash Olympics 2009 added April 7, by molkman & Jeff
Play various minigames to earn your homecountry the first rank on the world leaderboard.
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Does touching pickles cause amoebas getting allergy?
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Announcement of Stuff! Wednesday, October 26 2006 |
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I'm currently changing some things on the site. I won't make a completly new design, I'll just upgrade the current one with new features and fancy stuff instead. For example the news page, you're viewing at the moment, will be redone and some other pages as well as the menu and head area. That's it, I guess.
In other news, a new game should be finished and ready to launch in the next days!
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I'm proud to announce that... Tuesday, September 19 2006 |
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Yes, that's right. I feel good with exotworking! Yea, because since I found out that my favourite website now has a tasty shop, I can buy myself tons of tasty T-Shirts to give my life a meaning again. Millions of people have decided to buy a few shirts for a good thing. Now even you can feel good with exotworking too!
Tired of wearing those silly T-Shirts you got in your closet? There's no need for that! Just go to the exotworking shop and buy a fancy The Gunsmith shirt. Or maybe a tasty Throw Ancient Stuff! shirt. Or some underpants, in case your closet has a lack of underpants. Who knows? No, we don't sell them. Sadly. But you can buy Mugs and Mousmats too!
As soon as you get your shirt, leave your car, leave the plane (expect it is in midair!), leave your
house or whatever you're in or on and put on your fresh exotworking t-shirt(s) and show everyone, that you're feeling good with exotworking!
Now go and buy stuff. You'll be the star of your neigbourhood!
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New Game Released: Morbus Thursday, August 10 2006 |
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If you always wanted to be a Jester shooting around notes of famous operas by not less famous writers like "Schubert" or "Mozart", or sneak around to hit your boss on the forehead, we've got the right thing for you! Exotworking's new game with the fancy name "Morbus". Play now to enter a world of 600x400 pixels.
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Stuff coming soon Wednesday, August 2 2006 |
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Well, there's nothing new today, but we're not lazy! Not at all! Tasty new games are on their way, such as Morbus (for a little preview read the previous news entries) or some other games by me. That's it for this years three lined news entry.
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The proven Fact that angels actually eat candy Wednesday, June 16 2006 |
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I'm just dropping in to tell you that there's a new weekly animation! The first in this year! This one is done by the nose, who is still alive! If you read the news below, you might know that he's still working on his fancy adventure game called "Morbus". We should at least expect this in autumn or something. It's gonna be awesome. For sure.
|  | Here's a screenshot right out of Morbus. To make it easier for you figuring out all the stuff hidden in the picture, I'll explain it for you in 10 easy points. (1) The health bar. If you eat candy, it turns green. Not really. (2) The blue bar. The use is not set, every class uses it different. (3) is a tree. If you don't know what it is, see the Treewiki. Fourth, (4) is a part of the Tree. Sometimes birds sit there. |
(5) A nice and simple wooden fence. (6) The Jester's hat has 3 colors. It also has some bells, but they don't ring, because there's no sound effect. Sadly. That'd be awesome. If you look closer, the sign (7) reads: "This way, stupid!". Nice and easy to get. (8) are notes from the Jester's special attack. He playes a melody when you hit the downarrow key. I wonder who wrote this melody... Mozart? Or maybe Shubert? (9) is normally a fancy number, but this time, it just marks the health bar of the mushroom. Yes, kids, this game can teach you stuff! For example, it features the fact, that evil looking mushrooms come out of the ground. Instantly. Run when you spot one! Duck and Cover-ing also works for me. The red line of number (10) marks the mushroom that just came out of the ground while I played the game. I have already mentioned the mushroom, so I won't go into detail here, sorry. Well, that's enough of our fun lesson from the world of Morbus.
-Your favourite molkmizzle (or not, if you think yellow pants are trendy)
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We're now officially fancy Monday, June 12 2006 |
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I guess, you're wondering, what this picture should tell us, well, I don't know it either, but I know there's something to learn behind this, some kind of message, I just don't know what. |
If you take a look at our not really daily growing games collection, you could, if you could read, something new and fancy looking called Extreme Worldcup Simulator 2006. Well, there actually is a new game out from exotworking-city, oh, sorry, a-hem, I mean, exotworking-land. Ouch! Sorry again, I wanted to say exotworking-world! Ok now? Argh! Sorry ³, it is actually exotworking-univer- Ah shaddup!
Hmm... Long text, tiny point. There's a new game out! Go play, farty!
Oh, now I know what the picture was trying to tell us: "I'm actually a jpg, not a .gif, farty!" and "You can pick one of 25 hats by clicking the hooligan's icons in the top left corner." For those who are from the kind that does not want to wear Stalin haircuts or Bill Gates faces.
And are no-instruction-readers-because-I'm-too-1337-people. Now go and play, farty! Do it.
-Your favourite molkmizzle (or not, if you are no candycane dressed in business clothing)
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Mmmmmm, mummies 'n stuff Friday, May 5 2006 |
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I'm guessing, you always wanted to throw ancient stuff, just like they did in a
ncient egypt, didn't you? Yeah, you did. I know it. It's easy to guess that one! Or do you prefer farting in mummies' faces? Also, I guess. Well now, it seems that your life has a meaning again! 'cause now, you can do both in just one game! But that's not all, you can also poke mummies! Yeah, everything, as promised, in our new game called
 This game gives you a new cause to live and to leave the roof of the high building you were about to jump down instantly, yeah, now you can live out all your dreams about ancient stuff! Sadly, the scarab pooing and grave dancing is not included, but maybe in the sequel, there could be something like that.
You can play it by clicking here or here. This one and this do also work, I guess.
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Facts and even more Facts Satureday, April 8 2006 |
written by molkman |
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You may know, that we're currently working on some new stuff. One game should be finished within the next week or two. Sadly , the highscorelists are still not working good, but I guess, they should be done at least this summer. Well, but that's not todays topic in exotworking lessons.
For my part, I'm currently working on a game called "throw ancient stuff", where you gotta throw ancient stuff (whoa, really? didn't see that one coming! Haha.) But this game's not like every other game, it's from exotworking! No really, this game got some fun features added to originality. You'll be able to change the strength and position of your throw or just burn the evil mummies. Mummies. Mmmhmm.
This is what the nose, from exotworking, is working on. It's called "Morbus" and it's going to rock the world. Although there's no rock music in it. This RPG type game features character stats, abilities and different items you can collect and put into a dynamic inventory! Plus a big bunch of levels and 4 different characters.
As you can see, those will definatly be the highlights of spring. Or summer. Or exotworking. For sure. So stay up to date! |
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Sunday of Good News Sunday, March 26 2006 |
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Yup, it's the sunday of the good news again. And guess what? The new design's finally finished and ready to enjoy for everyone out there! I redid the whole look of the site and changed it to the new, fresh layout. Just one more time, take a look at the old and busted, rusty and farty, weird and eye-hurting design. Just one more time. And then, compared to the new and fresh design, it's like coming out of a grave with a fresh body as well as a bigger brain (If that's possible, I mean, we can't get bigger brains, can we? And we does not mean you. Farty.).
But it's also the sunday of not-so-good news. Sadly. Yeah, we couldn't manage it to finish the extracool highscorelists for the games listed above and even more games. Yeah, we're currently trying to fix some bugs and trying to make it secure against hackers and stuff.
In other news, candycanes are still sweet and we've got some really cool stuff in progress. The nose's working on a flash roleplaying game with characterstatistics and all that stuff, just like diablo and myself is working on a cool game with mummies and even more goodenss. We're awaiting a release of a new game next week. It's worth the waiting, trust us!
Now go and enjoy the awesomeness! |
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New Game Released: Run, lil' Broccoli! Monday, January 30 2006 |
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I just checked the bag of joy and look what I found: a new EW-game! Is it really true? Yup. Play it now. It's avbaiable in the games-section and also in the "new-thing"-panel. You play a broccoli running away from the evil cook, 'cause some one ordered "Broccoli - extra hot!". Go for it! |
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